Cow and Chicken

Protect and Survive

Lt. Patrick Brogan and Officer Jack Haldane, fresh recruits at Precinct 88 in Demeter City, find themselves tasked with safeguarding an alien witness ...

Field Trip to Folsom Prison

During a school excursion to the correctional facility, Chicken finds himself in a bizarre situation when he ends up swapping identities with a tough ...

Enforcer

At Precinct 88, detectives delve into a gruesome homicide in the Skall Street area, uncovering a connection to two vigilantes with telekinetic powers.

The Girl's Bathroom

Chicken, Flem, and Earl can't help but be intrigued by the girls' restroom. Their curiosity leads them to concoct a plan to sneak a peek inside, driv...

Body & Soul

During their journey to Merlin's Asteroid, Brogan and his son Matt stumble upon a crashed vessel housing a long-dead body. This discovery sparks an in...

This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

I.M. Weasel faces the daunting task of constructing a massive transatlantic bridge. As he navigates the challenges of engineering and teamwork, unexpe...

Double Duty

Brogan and Haldane are on the hunt for an alien assassin who has been systematically eliminating those involved in the distribution of the illicit sub...

Supermodel Cow

While at the mall, Cow catches the eye of a fashion photographer working for Vague Magazine. Her unique bovine appearance quickly turns into a trendy ...

The Snake

After the shocking murder of a Brett Interplanetary executive, the detectives at Precinct 88 shift their focus to the infamous extortionist and killer...

Part-Time Job

Eager to purchase the latest Crabs the Warthog Doll, Cow takes on a part-time position at the milk farm, where her exceptional milk quickly becomes a...

Time to Kill

Officers from Precinct 88 uncover a counterfeiting ring, leading to a swift crackdown. Amid the chaos, a mysterious cyborg appears on the scene, syste...

I.R. on Sun

I.R. is feeling envious of I.M. Weasel’s achievements as the first to explore Mars, Jupiter, and Uranus. However, NASA offers I.R. a chance to be t...

Deadline

Brogan and his team delve into a sinister alien organ harvesting scheme orchestrated by a surgeon who appears to be upstanding and trustworthy. As the...

Alive!

Cow and her babysitter find themselves unexpectedly stranded on the rooftop. As they navigate this unexpected predicament, they must work together to ...

Seek and Destroy

In Demeter City, a string of murders prompts Brogan to uncover a suspected alien invasion on Altor. As he investigates, he discovers a troubling link ...

Who is Super Cow?

Red Guy embarks on a mission to uncover the true identity of Supercow. Despite the challenges he faces, his determination grows as he seeks clues and...

Deep Sea Tour

I.R. Baboon, the bathysphere operator, guides a group of kids on an exciting underwater adventure. As they descend into the depths of the ocean, the c...

The Power

When a Tarn thief is found dead on a space station, the detectives at Precinct 88 are pulled into a complex investigation. They quickly realize that v...

Confused

Mom and Dad decide to enroll Cow and Chicken in military school to instill some much-needed discipline. However, they are shocked to see their childre...

Illegal

Brogan tries to assist Tildon Alreeuh and his son Nillim, two undocumented immigrants seeking refuge on Altor while evading the planet's Immigration D...

The Molting Fairy

Chicken begins to shed his feathers and becomes convinced that the molting fairy will reward him with a dollar for each one. He calculates that he cou...

Divided We Stand

Brogan and Haldane find themselves unwillingly assigned to safeguard the corrupt Creon politician, Vinny Artak, as his life comes under threat amidst ...

Two Against the Rock

As Officers Haldane and Castle escort a prisoner to the space prison called the Rock, they stumble upon a scheme to free a infamous gang leader.

I.R. Gentlemans

The shocking revelation emerges that I.R. holds the title of king in the realm of Yurp. This unexpected news prompts Weasel to take on the challenge o...

Takeover

Brogan and Haldane find themselves summoned to an internal affairs investigation after a mobster orchestrates a murder setup aimed at undermining thei...

The Ugliest Weenie - Part One

Cow pens a heartfelt drama titled The Unfortunate Frankfurter, telling the poignant story of a misshapen hotdog who struggles to fit in among a group ...

Predator and Prey

Brogan, Haldane, and Castle delve into the murder of an undercover police officer at a strip club, working alongside the officer's unhappy partner. Th...

I Are Big Star

I.R. is determined to land Weasel's part in his final film, no matter what it takes. He devises a series of outrageous schemes to outmaneuver his riv...

The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue

Continuing from the previous episode, the night of the performance arrives, and the cast discovers that Flem has come down with chicken pox, allowing...

The Witness

Sergeant Fredo's daughter, Estes, finds herself in a perilous situation when she discovers she has the ability to read the thoughts of a violent seria...

Crash Dive!

Chicken embarks on an ambitious project, constructing a submarine using various scrap wood he discovers scattered about. His inventive spirit drives ...

Hate Street

Brogan delves into the actions of Burl Flak, the troublemaker behind the race riots plaguing Demeter City. Meanwhile, his former ally, bounty hunter E...

Happy Meat

Tired of the cafeteria's monotonous menu that consists solely of ketchup, Chicken finds himself banned from dining there due to his complaints. After...

Friends

Jack Haldane comes to a startling realization about his feelings for Jane Castle when she is kidnapped by anarchists who demand the release of one of ...

Power of Odor

I.R. embarks on a new venture by establishing a pig farm, inadvertently enveloping the entire town in a foul odor. The overwhelming smell becomes a s...

Smelter Skelter

After Sally and Liz Brogan find themselves in the midst of a jewelry store heist, the police investigation uncovers a gang armed with a weapon that sh...

School Bully

When a new antagonist arrives in town, Chicken and his pals find themselves reminiscing about their previous bully. As they navigate the challenges p...

Flash

In Demeter City, a dangerous new drug called Flash is making waves, leading users to ignite when they take too much. Meanwhile, Brogan is frustrated t...

Time Machine

In the episode "Time Machine," Cow and Chicken visit an arcade and discover a time machine game. They are transported to a barren prehistoric era, whe...

The Fire Within (1)

Officer Took becomes involved with a religious group known as the Pyrists. When one of their leaders is mysteriously set ablaze, her fellow officers s...

Ping Pong at Sea

In the episode "Ping Pong at Sea," Weasel prepares to challenge a human to an intense ping-pong match. Meanwhile, the envious I.R. concocts a scheme t...

Orthodontic Police

In the episode "Orthodontic Police," Dad gets stopped by a police officer who notices that Cow and Chicken have misaligned teeth. In an unexpected twi...

The Forever Beetle

A valuable bug with healing properties is pilfered from a laboratory belonging to a biotech company. The culprit turns out to be Tommy Murphy, Brogan'...

The Cow with Four Eyes!

During a routine check-up, Chicken mistakenly interprets the eye chart, leading to him receiving an exceptionally strong pair of glasses. This amusin...

Deathwatch (1)

After a meteorite lands on a farm in Altor, Brogan and Haldane dive into a case concerning a landlord who is trying to pressure his tenants living in ...

Disease Fiesta

I.M. Weasel embarks on a quest to find a remedy for the peculiar condition known as Athlete's Face. Driven by determination, he navigates a series of...

Cow's Instincts... Don't It?

Cow discovers her innate herding abilities and begins to mingle with various groups, including flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and even a military u...

Ballerina Cow

Fluffy the Anaconda

When Mom and Dad give Cow the green light to adopt a pet, she opts for an anaconda. After the snake consumes Chicken, Cow is startled to hear what she...

The Laughing Puddle

In this episode, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are enjoying a game of kickball when Cow's udders send the ball flying into the bushes. While searching for ...

I.R. Mommy

I.R. stumbles upon an orphaned infant and decides to take him in, embracing his new role as a father. As he navigates the challenges of parenthood, I....

Pirate Lessons

Captain Butz Pirate, formerly known as the Red Guy, is eager to impart his pirate knowledge to Cow and Chicken. He invites them onto his pirate ship,...

Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast

The Red Guy kicks off his latest late-night talk show, "Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast," on Halloween night. During the episode, Chicken makes a phone cal...

I Am Deity

Weasel and I.R. create their forms of life.

Tongue Sandwich

In the episode titled "Tongue Sandwich," Cow's tongue unexpectedly escapes from her mouth and creates chaos throughout the town. It steals a motor sco...

Dream Date Chicken

Feeling overwhelmed by endless chores, Chicken confronts Mom and Dad and decides to escape to live the bachelor life with Cousin Boneless Chicken. At...

I Am Crybaby

Weasel is tasked with moving individuals afflicted by chronic crybaby syndrome, unaware that these very people are crucial to the planet's water supp...

Sumo Cow

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl audition for the school's sumo wrestling squad. Due to her size, Cow secures a spot on the team. However, as her intimida...

Comet!

In the episode "Comet!", Cow and Chicken's class visits the Cometorium, but Chicken quickly becomes disinterested. His day takes a turn when he gets k...

I.R.'s Phantom Foot

While making his way to Weasel's home, I.R. suffers an injury to his phantom foot! Upon investigating, Weasel finds out that I.R. has indeed fracture...

Dirty Laundry

After the dismissal of the editor from the school newspaper, a teacher introduces The Red Guy, posing as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa, to provide guida...

Grizzly Beaver Safari

Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad embark on an adventurous safari in Africa but soon deplete their gas supply. Stranded, Cow and Chicken face a perilous sit...

Queen of DeNile

In the heart of ancient Egypt, Weasel and I.R. embark on a daring mission to rescue the queen from an overwhelming swarm of serpents. With time runni...

Which Came First?

The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclus...

Boneless Kite

In this episode, Boneless Chicken takes on the task of instructing Cow and Chicken in the art of kite flying at Lava Park. The fun takes a turn when ...

I Are Music Man

I.R. competes against Weasel in a music concert.

Buffalo Gals

A gang of women motorcyclists invades Cow and Chicken's home, bizarrely munching on their carpet. Among them, one biker develops a fondness for Cow a...

Cow and Chicken Reclining

In the episode "Cow and Chicken Reclining," Dad grows frustrated with his malfunctioning high-tech recliner and plans to dispose of it. However, Cow a...

I Am My Lifetime

In their twilight years, Weasel and I.R. find themselves in a retirement home, reminiscing about their vibrant youth. As they navigate the challenges ...

Free Inside!

Chicken discovers a credit card that he believes is his “free inside prize.” His Dad explains that this card allows him to purchase anything he de...

Journey to the Center of Cow

Chicken celebrates his 11th birthday and gets permission to use the food catapult. Excited, he launches pork butts to Cow, but when his sleeve snags i...

I.R. Pixie Fairie

The Red Guy narrates a tale about a quirky collective of Baboon Fairies who take on the roles of presidents, each contributing their unique skills. Me...

The Karate Chick

When Chicken's beak gets hurt by his bully, Dick, his parents enroll him in karate classes. Under the guidance of The Red Guy, Chicken learns an unco...

Yard Sale

Can Cow Come Out and Play?

The Red Guy feels downcast since nobody is interested in playing with him. When he notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he becomes eager to join her fo...

Horn Envy

In "Horn Envy," Cow develops a crush on Crag, the brightest student in class, but he barely notices her. Her friends suggest that her small horns migh...

Time Weasel

Weasel invents a time machine that I.R. utilizes to travel to the past. However, Weasel soon realizes that I.R. is meant to tackle various challenges...

Goin' My Way?

While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think o...

The Babysitter

When Mom and Dad head out for a trip, they choose Cow to babysit, as she’s the largest, if not the oldest. Before long, Chicken finds himself subjec...

The Hole

Weasel arrives to explore the planet's deepest chasm, which I.R. is determined to seal with concrete. As they both engage in their respective mission...

Cow Fly

Cow feels lonely and sad about her lack of friends until she discovers a fly buzzing around her room. They quickly form an unbreakable bond and spend ...

Where Am I?

Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's e...

I Stand Corrected

Weasel and I.R. find themselves at a rehabilitation facility where all the inmates are required to don ridiculous corrective gadgets. The duo must na...

Sergeant Weenie Arms

Earl's excitement peaks when he receives the Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure. He, along with Flem and Chicken, embarks on an adventure to Dead Sku...

Sow & Chicken

Cow and Chicken's routine is disrupted by the arrival of Cow's mischievous twin cousin, Sow, an eight-teated pig. After her chaotic first day at scho...

I Am Bush Pilot

Weasel operates his own commercial aircraft, tasked with flying a group of passengers along a scenic river route. Teaming up with I.R. as his co-pilo...

Me an' My Dog

Cow discovers an "invisible" dog she names Kevin and quickly becomes attached to him. Their bond leads to chaos at school and challenges with her fri...

Cow's Dream Catcher

Cow joins Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping adventure in the tree fort. She warns them that if they touch her dream catcher, it will spell doo...

Dessert Island

Weasel and I.R. find themselves marooned on a whimsical island crafted entirely from sugary delights. As they navigate through mountains of candy and...

Grandma at the Mall

Grandma comes over to Cow and Chicken's home to take them on a trip to the mall. Her goal for the outing is to find a new grandpa, having recently lo...

Chicken in the Bathroom

Chicken stubbornly declines to bathe, opting instead to remain perched in the vacant bathtub. Meanwhile, Cow, Mom, and Dad are desperate to convince h...

Unsinkable I.R.

Captain I.R. commands his own vessel with pride, but disaster strikes when the ship collides with an iceberg, causing it to take on water rapidly.

Chickens Don't Fly

Cow and Chicken embark on an adventure, boarding a plane for the first time. However, when Chicken lays eyes on the aircraft, panic sets in, and he b...

P.E.

P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are excited to embark on their journey as 6th graders, eager for their first day of junior high. However, their enthusias...

I Am Vampire

Weasel and Baboon, a duo of amicable vampires, prefer sipping on canned blood as they seek an enjoyable evening in the vibrant town of Pantsylvania. ...

Playin' Hookie

Cow and Chicken face a crucial exam the following day, but Chicken, having neglected to prepare, resorts to feigning various ailments to dodge school....

Chicken Lips

Chicken is feeling downcast as he struggles to whistle, while everyone around him does so effortlessly. The Red Guy steps in to help, attempting to t...

Honey I Are Home

I.R. finds himself envious of his neighbor Weasel, who seems to have it all—a more attractive wife, well-behaved children, a successful career, and ...

The Day I Was Born

Cow reflects on her origins and the story of her birth. Chicken informs her that she was adopted, while Mom claims a stork brought her into the world....

Factory Follies

Red Guy, the head of a massive manufacturing plant, decides to throw a birthday bash in the conference room that evening. However, much to his dismay...

Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal

When Chicken dismisses Cow's artistic talent, Cow decides to prove her wrong by crafting a seal from a piece of chewing gum and a whole machine of bu...

Black Sheep of the Family

Cow and Chicken welcome their cousin, Black Sheep, who embodies both the literal and figurative meaning of the term. When their parents flee in fear,...

Enemy Camp

Weasel and I.R. reminisce about their once close friendship, a bond that was shattered when they were both dispatched to Enemy Camp. As they navigate...

The Full Mounty

On "Bring Your Kids to Work Day," Dad takes Cow and Chicken to his job, where he protects the nation's finances. When he’s called away for an unexp...

Mall Cop

Dad enjoys picking up gifts for Mom, so he dashes off to get her a manicure. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken handle the rest of the shopping. When Cow tri...

I Am Clichéd

The head of the animation studio behind Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons is notorious for pilfering tired tropes from beloved classic animations. Instead of...

Cow's Toys

Frustrated with their mundane existence of being drenched in milk, Cow's cherished toys—Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure t...

I Scream, Man

As Arbor Day approaches, Mom and Dad are busy feeding their pet pig pennies in preparation for cracking him open on the special day. Meanwhile, Cow a...

I Are Gladiator

In the heart of ancient Rome, Weasel and I.R. find themselves pitted against one another in the fierce arena of gladiatorial combat. Their rivalry ign...

Cloud Nine

While waiting outside a hardware store for Dad to finish shopping, Cow and Chicken are eager to try the fighter jet plane ride. After Cow gives Chick...

Send in the Clowns

Dad is not on good footing with the new neighbors, who turn out to be a family of clowns. Cow finds herself smitten with the clown son, who feels the...

Revolutionary Weasel

Weasel and I.R. share stories with their grandsons about their pivotal roles in shaping American history. As they recount their adventures, the boys ...

The Big Move

Cow and Chicken are heartbroken when their parents reveal they're relocating. They nostalgically reflect on cherished moments in their beloved home, ...

Cow's Magic Blanket

Cow faces ridicule from her peers for clinging to her beloved security blanket. In a moment of frustration, she throws it out of the school bus, only ...

I Are Ghost

Weasel and Baboon, now ghosts, have the task of haunting the home of a faded movie starlet, portrayed by the Red Guy. However, Baboon's antics contin...

Snail Boy

Cow and Chicken head over to their cousin Snail Boy's house for a Sunday dinner. That evening, their Mom's sister reveals that Snail Boy will be atten...

Penalty Wheel

In the game show "You've Been Panced?", Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl compete to complete three challenging tasks within a tight three-second window. ...

The Magnificent Motorbikini

Weasel and Baboon embark on an adventure to test out Weasel's newest creation: the Spectacular Motorbikini! Excitement fills the air as they prepare ...

Invisible Cow

In the episode titled "Invisible Cow," Red Guy visits Cow and Chicken's home, peddling his mysterious "invisible sauce." Cow, unaware of its true natu...

Monster in the Closet

One night, Cow stirs awake to discover a creature lurking in the closet. Surprisingly, Mr. Monster turns out to be quite amiable. Delighted by their n...

I Am Hairstylist

Weasel excels as a skilled hairstylist, whereas Baboon is stuck with a dreadful job focused on pedicures. Their situation becomes even more precariou...

Chicken's Fairy Tale

In this whimsical tale, Chicken swaps Cow with a farmer for five magical Canadian jumping beans. However, Chicken’s mom punishes him and orders him...

Magic Chicken

Dad has a strained relationship with the new neighbors, who are a family of clowns. Cow develops a crush on the clown's son, and he feels the same wa...

I Am Whale Captain

Captain Weasel, the whale, sets out on an adventurous quest to find the elusive giant squid. Determined and brave, he navigates the vast ocean, facin...

Major Wedgie

Dad shares the tale of how he first crossed paths with Mom, captivating Cow and Chicken with his hilarious anecdotes. As he recounts their awkward enc...

The Loneliest Cow

A cow feels isolated and longs for companionship until one day she discovers a bright orange resting in her yard. This unexpected encounter sparks a d...