ted

Overview
Set in 1993, Ted the bear finds himself in a post-fame slump, residing with his lifelong buddy, 16-year-old John Bennett, in a modest Boston household shared with his parents and cousin. While Ted's antics may not always steer John in the right direction, his loyalty shines through when it matters most. Despite his questionable influence, Ted is determined to support John and his family, proving that friendship can weather any storm, even when it comes from a foul-mouthed stuffed animal.
Episodes
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1

Just Say Yes
Matty's insistence that Ted accompany John to school pushes Ted to a breaking point, leading him to contemplate getting kicked out. Determined to esca...
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2

My Two Dads
Ted and John’s scheme to retaliate against the school bully unexpectedly lands them in a fatherly position. Meanwhile, Matty consents to undergo a ...
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3

Ejectile Dysfunction
Ted and John embark on a wild adventure to ensure John can experience his very first adult movie. Meanwhile, Matty and Susan's lackluster evening prom...
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4

Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
Ted's hopes of celebrating Halloween with John are dashed when Blaire insists he be her designated driver for the evening. Meanwhile, Susan takes it u...
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5

Desperately Seeking Susan
Blaire persuades Matty and Susan to have Ted take on the role of their marriage counselor. Following their session, Ted, John, and Blaire motivate Sus...
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6

Loud Night
Matty's unconventional holiday request comes true, shaking up the entire Bennett household. During a visit to church, John and Ted start to ponder th...
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7

He's Gotta Have It
With the school year winding down, Ted devises a plan to assist John in shedding his virginity after John discovers he’s the only remaining virgin ...
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1

Talk Dirty to Me
John and Ted decide to pick up the school's phone and make a call to a phone-sex hotline, which sparks an investigation into their actions.
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2

Mrs. Robicheck
Ted embarks on a dangerous romantic entanglement with a woman who is already married, while Matty confronts his struggles with erectile dysfunction.
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3

Dungeons & Dealers
John, Ted, and Blaire find themselves on a quest to finish a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign in order to score some weed. As they navigate t...
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4

The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Blaire's binge of romantic comedies drives Matty crazy, while Ted and John take their elderly neighbor out for a double date.
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5

The Sword in the Stoned
John and Ted try out for the school production, while Matty and Susan land part-time positions at Dunkin' Donuts.
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6

Roe v. Weed
Blaire discovers she is unexpectedly pregnant, prompting a range of reactions from her family members. Some are supportive, while others struggle to c...
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7

Susan Is the New Black
During a traffic stop, a police officer discovers the marijuana that John and Ted have in their possession. To protect her friends, Susan steps up and...
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8

Fraudcast News
John and Ted concoct a phony newspaper to prevent Matty from discovering the verdict of the O.J. Simpson trial.