Call Me Fitz
Overview
Call Me Fitz follows the chaotic life of a corrupt car salesman who finds himself reluctantly teaming up with his quirky inner conscience. This unconventional partner aims to mend Fitz's troubled mind, leading to a series of uproarious mishaps. As they navigate the absurdities of life and business together, the dynamic between Fitz and his conscience creates a humorous exploration of morality, self-awareness, and redemption. The show cleverly balances comedy with deeper themes, offering viewers a wild ride through Fitz's tumultuous journey toward self-improvement.
Episodes
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1
The Pilot
Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, a morally challenged top seller of used cars for nearly a decade, reaches his lowest point after wrecking a GT during a te...
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The New Original Wonder Woman
American war hero Steve Trevor crashes into the Bermuda Triangle and finds himself on "Paradise Island," the realm of the Amazons. The Amazons hold a ...
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Loco
Following a botched assassination attempt on Larry, Fitz realizes he must eliminate him by demonstrating Larry’s insanity, as he insists he is Fitz'...
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2
Wonder Woman Meets Baroness Von Gunther
Steve Trevor finds himself fighting for both his life and his career after being wrongfully accused of espionage and treason linked to several militar...
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3
Mama
Fitz is shocked to learn that his father Ken intends to bequeath Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry in his will, prompting him to disprove Larry's claim of b...
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3
Fausta: The Nazi Wonder Woman
In one of the most talked-about and beloved episodes among Wonder Woman fans, our heroine faces her greatest challenge yet. An evil Nazi operative, Fa...
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4
Long Con Silver
Fitz hastily clears out Elaine's car, determined to move on from their fractured relationship. However, Larry misinterprets this as Fitz's yearning to...
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4
Beauty on Parade
Diana Prince, Wonder Woman's secret identity, participates in a dubious beauty pageant to investigate the mysterious sabotage of radar scanning techno...
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5
The Back End
Larry and Meghan decide to surprise Ken with a birthday gift, prompting Fitz to urgently find something even more impressive to outshine Meghan’s of...
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5
The Feminum Mystique (1)
In a gripping espionage story, the Nazis plot to abscond with the prototype of America's inaugural jet, the XPJ-1. The situation turns dire for Wonder...
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6
Going Down Syndrome
Fitz attempts to set Larry up with a tipsy woman but ends up spending the night with Janet, the most inebriated one of the bunch. The next day, Fitz i...
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6
The Feminum Mystique (2)
A cunning spy extracts vital details from Drusilla about her homeland, prompting the Nazis to mount a full-scale attack on Paradise Island. They captu...
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The Diving Bell and the Barbara
Fitz, eager to exploit spousal privilege, proposes to the comatose Babs, thinking it will stop her from testifying in Morse code. To keep Larry happy,...
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7
Wonder Woman vs. Gargantua!
The Amazon Princess faces off against a Nazi gorilla known as Gargantua, who has been conditioned to capture a defecting agent. This agent possesses c...
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Married to the Mum
Fitz is taken aback when he realizes that his union with Babs satisfies his hidden desire for maternal care. As he regresses into a child-like demeano...
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8
The Pluto File
Wonder Woman faces a challenging situation when an Irish mercenary named Fallon absconds with an American-made device capable of controlling or eradic...
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9
The Upside of Matricide
Being a widower certainly has its advantages; the sympathy, the gifts, and the inheritance all come into play. Fitz decides to use his newfound wealth...
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9
Last of the $2 Bills
The Nazis implement a precise replica of a counterfeiting operation designed to bring about the downfall of the American economy.
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10
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Struggling in the aftermath of the Ali situation, Fitz devises a new strategy to rid himself of Larry: by pretending to be selfless, he hopes Larry wi...
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10
Judgment from Outer Space (1)
Wonder Woman teams up with a kind extraterrestrial visitor to save the planet from impending doom.
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11
Judgment from Outer Space (2)
Wonder Woman comes to understand that the survival of humanity hinges on her task of demonstrating mankind's value by rescuing an extraterrestrial bei...
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11
This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days
A sniper lays siege to Fitzpatrick Motors, prompting Larry to blame Fitz for his cowardice in hiding his syphilis diagnosis from his partners. Fitz c...
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12
Formula 407
Wonder Woman travels to a location south of the border to retrieve a highly classified formula that has been taken by the Nazis.
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12
Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)
As the final results for the Fibbies are revealed, Fitz finds himself far from the top. However, he discovers a loophole allowing salesmen to team up...
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13
Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)
Fitz finds himself waking up in a dingy motel, held captive by Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the head of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them suppor...
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13
The Bushwhackers
Wonder Woman travels to Texas, where she encounters a perilous gang of gun-toting rustlers.
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14
Wonder Woman in Hollywood
When Wonder Woman makes her way to Hollywood, she uncovers some intriguing off-screen drama that goes well beyond the written script.
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Ass Hickey
Struggling with financial woes, sleepless nights, and a rising sense of paranoia, Fitz believes his situation couldn't spiral further down. However, ...
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The Return of Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman persuades her mother, the Amazon Queen, that she needs to venture into the outside world once more. Her mission is to safeguard the free ...
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Fucking Memories
A massive graffiti of a phallic symbol tarnishes the mural at Fitzpatrick Motors, with the imagery aimed directly at Fitz. Mortified, Fitz resolves to...
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Anschluss '77
Wonder Woman is summoned to confront a frightening new Nazi threat as she and Steve Trevor are tasked with looking into a gathering of expatriate Nazi...
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3
Don of the Differently Abled
Larry is taken aback when he diagnoses Fitz with dyslexia, but he’s even more surprised by Fitz's swift acceptance of it. However, his astonishment ...
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The Man Who Could Move the World
Wonder Woman faces off against a formidable foe, a Japanese man who was interned during World War II. For the past 35 years, he has harnessed his incr...
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My Own Private OKA
After the remains of Babs Devon are unearthed, Larry inadvertently informs the authorities that the Summerwind property is a sacred Native burial site...
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The Bermuda Triangle Crisis
Operation Sea Harvest, led by I.A.D.C., is under threat from Ray Manta and his I.C.O.P.E. group. Diana is particularly anxious as both factions are ac...
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Public Disturbance
Faced with the reality of aging after spotting a grey hair, Fitz seeks to persuade the iconic singer Dexter Laine to support his ambitious Summerwind ...
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Knockout
Wonder Woman faces a fierce challenge as she races against time to thwart a terrorist organization intent on abducting Steve and several government of...
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Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine
Following the tragic passing of Dexter Laine, Fitz realizes he must find a way to capitalize on his fallen hero's fate. Unbeknownst to him, the severe...
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The Pied Piper
Wonder Woman faces a daunting challenge as she strives to rescue Joe Atkinson's daughter from the sinister clutches of Super Rock Star. Utilizing her ...
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Dysfunctional Family Circus
As Dot and Ken's bond deepens, Fitz becomes increasingly uneasy about their closeness. In a desperate bid to regain control, he turns to an unexpected...
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The Queen and the Thief
Wonder Woman comes to the rescue of the small nation of Malakan when she apprehends the thief responsible for stealing the royal jewels. After success...
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I Do, I Do
Wonder Woman goes undercover as a newlywed on her honeymoon at a health spa to thwart a band of traitors who are attempting to steal classified govern...
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Heir of the Dog
As their father battles testicular cancer in the hospital, the Fitzpatrick siblings engage in a fierce rivalry to demonstrate their affection and sec...
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The Man Who Made Volcanoes
Wonder Woman faces a dire challenge as she races against time to prevent catastrophic destruction caused by artificially created volcanoes. With the f...
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Repo Wedding
Fitz finds himself facing interrogation once again, but this time he's truly innocent of any wrongdoing. The stakes rise as he goes up against his ar...
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Mind Stealers from Outer Space (1)
Wonder Woman teams up with a kind extraterrestrial from a distant planet to stop a catastrophic threat to Earth.
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10
How Do You Say 'Blow Job' in Pennsylvania Dutch?
Strapped for cash, without transportation, and evading the law, Fitz and Larry embark on a mission to locate Sonja and clear Fitz’s name of her mur...
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11
Mind Stealers from Outer Space (2)
Wonder Woman and Andros face a daunting challenge: they have just 48 hours to stop the alien Skrill. If they fail, Earth will be subjected to a ruthle...
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Revel Without Applause
As the Beaver Moon looms, Fitz confronts the unsettling truth that his achievements feel meaningless. Driven by a desire to leave a memorable mark, he...
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12
The Deadly Toys
During the festive Christmas season, Wonder Woman uncovers a troubling truth: certain toys pose serious dangers.
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12
Hell Hath No Drink Limit
After Fitz unexpectedly ends up in the afterlife, he learns that he and Larry are intricately linked as two halves of one soul. The catch? Fitz is ea...
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Light-Fingered Lady
Wonder Woman takes on the disguise of a bank robber in a daring undercover mission to apprehend the planet's most infamous thief.
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13
What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?
As the Beaver Moon rises, Fitz assembles a group of mismatched specialists for a final shot at uncovering his elusive foe. Unfortunately, this crew c...
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Screaming Javelin
Wonder Woman steps in to prevent a nefarious scheme aimed at abducting the world's leading Olympic athletes.
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Diana's Disappearing Act
Wonder Woman comes to the rescue during an impending oil crisis by uncovering a magician's secret technique for transforming lead into gold. Her revel...
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Death in Disguise
Diana is tasked with safeguarding a prominent industrialist who is facing an assassination threat.
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I.R.A.C. Is Missing
Wonder Woman takes on a group of cybercriminals who are pilfering memory banks from the largest computers in the world. As she battles these tech-savv...
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Flight to Oblivion
Wonder Woman takes on the role of a photographer to safeguard an Air Force test flight from potential sabotage.
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Seance of Terror
The protectors of a gifted young psychic manipulate his powers to create chaos at a peace conference.
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The Man Who Wouldn't Tell
A janitor stumbles upon the crucial component for a groundbreaking explosives formula, and soon finds himself on the run from individuals intent on ex...
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The Girl from Ilandia
A young girl escapes from her own dimension to seek refuge in ours, evading a man who intends to exploit her unique abilities for his own purposes.
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The Murderous Missile
Wonder Woman is on a mission to prevent the theft of a cutting-edge missile that operates through thought control. However, her efforts are hampered a...
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Fuck City Hall
After receiving a demolition notice, Fitz is determined to uncover the culprit behind the closure of Summerwind. To his frustration, he learns that t...
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My Teenage Idol Is Missing
A popular teenage heartthrob known for his singing talent is abducted and swapped out for a doppelgänger.
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Thirty Percent Less Pulp Fiction
After Fitz's identity is mysteriously erased from Public Records, he teams up with Larry to travel to Miami. Their mission is to obtain Fitz's long-f...
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Hot Wheels
Diana gets involved in the search for a missing antique Rolls Royce, which has a stash of top-secret microfilm concealed within it.
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The Virgin Homo-Cide
As Fitz's campaign faces dwindling funds and dwindling support from sponsors, he decides to head to the Country Club to leverage his charisma. His go...
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The Deadly Sting
A scientist discovers a method to control matter and decides to apply his groundbreaking technology to sway the results of a football match.
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The Rise and Fall of Ethnic Man
Fitz sets out to demonstrate his solidarity with the "ethnic" community upon discovering that Chester holds a key position in their demographic. Driv...
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The Fine Art of Crime
As priceless pieces of art start to disappear from a museum, Wonder Woman uncovers a startling truth: the statues within the museum might be more life...
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Fuck the Vote
Fitz's controversial strategy of leveraging personal relationships to secure votes takes a dark turn when the president of the Ladies Auxiliary is di...
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Disco Devil
Wonder Woman faces a new challenge as she uncovers a disco that captivates government engineers, drawing them in with its allure. However, the venue h...
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Semen-Gate
As the "Last Honest Man" initiative faces potential ruin due to Barry, Fitz's alleged son from an affair, Fitz scrambles to salvage his campaign and ...
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Formicida
A scientist harnesses her unusual ability to manipulate insects in order to stop the production and spread of a lethal pesticide.
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The Totally Legitimate Death of Meghan Fitzpatrick
Fitz begins to recover as his popularity rises. He devises a strategy to win over everyone by leveraging the "sympathy" vote in his favor.
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Time Bomb
A scientist from the year 2155 believes she can amass a fortune by leveraging her knowledge of future events after traveling back in time.
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Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank
Ken and Elaine's fraudulent church scheme is gaining momentum, prompting Fitz to seek a spot in their operation. When they reject his request, he hat...
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Skateboard Wiz
Diana's goddaughter, a talented teenage skateboarder, finds herself caught in a dangerous situation when a mobster exploits her skills for his own sch...
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Teetotal Recall
After discovering that the City Councilman lacks the authority he claims, Fitz resolves to take action. He sets out to overturn the by-law that has k...
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The Deadly Dolphin
Highly trained dolphins are being employed to attach explosives to oil tankers.
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Apoca' Smokes Now
As Fitz assumes the role of Mayor, his leadership begins to falter. Larry, concerned for his friend, steps up to serve as his moral compass, urging F...
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Stolen Faces
Wonder Woman stumbles upon a scheme aimed at pilfering millions in precious gems from affluent guests at a lavish event. The plan involves nefariously...
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And Baby Makes... Fuck! (1)
To mend the rift between Fitz and Ken, Larry orchestrates Fitz's arrest. While behind bars, Fitz comes to a startling revelation: the one essential i...
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Pot of Gold
Wonder Woman comes to the aid of a leprechaun whose precious gold has been taken. Using her strength and intelligence, she embarks on a quest to track...
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And Baby Makes... Fuck! (2)
As Ali goes into labor, Fitz scrambles to reclaim the dealership before their baby arrives. Determined to prove himself, he’s anxious about his son...
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12
Gault's Brain
Billionaire Harlow Gault has discovered a method to sustain his severed brain and is now on the hunt for a new physical form to inhabit.
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13
Going, Going, Gone
Diana takes on an undercover role to infiltrate a group of criminals involved in the illegal trade of atomic equipment.
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Spaced Out
Diana is on a mission to locate a stolen laser crystal that has been concealed within a science-fiction convention, racing against time to retrieve it...
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The Starships Are Coming
A deceptive scheme has led everyone, including Wonder Woman, to think that Earth is facing an invasion from aggressive extraterrestrials.
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Amazon Hot Wax
Diana, portrayed by Lynda Carter, goes undercover to infiltrate a group of extortionists within the music industry. This mission not only tests her sk...
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The Richest Man in the World
Diana is on a mission to locate a reclusive billionaire who holds the key to a secret device capable of disrupting missile-guidance systems. With time...
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A Date with Doomsday
A deadly virus, taken from a government lab, finds an unlikely refuge within a computer-dating service. As the situation unfolds, the unsuspecting use...
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The Girl with a Gift for Disaster
The scheme to swipe invaluable historical manuscripts revolves around a woman known for bringing calamity wherever she goes.
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The Boy Who Knew Her Secret (1)
Small pyramid-shaped alien beings arrive on Earth and begin to capture the minds of any humans who come into contact with them, seizing control of a s...
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The Boy Who Knew Her Secret (2)
Individuals taken over by pyramid aliens embark on a mission to track down an extraterrestrial criminal with the extraordinary ability to transform in...
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The Man Who Could Not Die
Wonder Woman faces off against a formidable adversary, a super-man whose strength rivals her own, as well as a criminal mastermind endowed with unique...
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Phantom of the Roller Coaster (1)
In her quest to find the head of a foreign espionage group, Wonder Woman visits a bustling amusement park in Washington. There, she meets a scarred ve...
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Phantom of the Roller Coaster (2)
While en route to a missile testing location, Diana is intercepted and taken hostage in an abandoned town.
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Alice Doesn't Live Here, Anymore
Fitz is eager to leverage his infant to boost car sales, but he faces a significant hurdle: he must demonstrate to the court that he is capable of cr...
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Baby's First Brothel
The Fitzpatrick family hatches a scheme to transform a baby playgroup into a cover for a brothel aimed at lonely mothers seeking companionship. As th...
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Raising What's-His-Name
The Fitzpatrick family is unfazed when their newest addition goes missing—until they discover that Josh has hidden the profits from the baby brothe...
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Pulling a Polanski
When Ken declines to take back the money found by Pat Childs in Baby Fitz's diaper, Larry suspects that loneliness is driving Ken's odd behavior. Fitz...
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It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Fitz
On a stormy evening at the Fitzpatrick residence, Larry seizes the chance to indulge in copious amounts of alcohol to persuade the family to engage i...
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O-Rigins
The Fitzpatrick household is buzzing with excitement as Ken and Elaine prepare to say "I do" again, with everyone eagerly participating in the festivi...
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The Hard Weiner of Truth
Struggling to process the shocking revelations about his father, Fitz embarks on a nostalgic journey that only deepens his identity crisis. With Fitz...
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Brotherly Love
Upon taking a job at The O-Mobile dealership under Pat Childs, Fitz soon realizes that the corporate environment is far more challenging than he antic...
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A Very Special Fitzmas (1)
On the eve of the day before Fitzmas, Fitz can't shake the images of his face on O-mo ads throughout the city. To enhance his new O-mo persona, he ha...
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A Very Special Fitzmas (2)
Larry stumbles upon clues hinting at a hidden family fortune, providing him the necessary motivation to rally the Fitzpatrick family to rescue Fitz fr...
