The War Next Door
Overview
Ex-CIA operative Kennedy Smith yearns for a peaceful suburban life with his family, seeking to leave his shadowy past behind. However, his plans for tranquility are shattered when his archrival, Kreigman, unexpectedly becomes his new neighbor. As tensions rise, Kennedy must navigate the challenges of everyday life while contending with the constant threat of his malevolent foe. The clash between their contrasting lifestyles sets the stage for a thrilling and comedic battle of wits in this engaging tale of suspense and suburban drama.
Episodes
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1
Kill Kill Kill
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Prototype
After being promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, the well-liked George finds his life taking a co...
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2
Curious George
George becomes anxious when Carmen introduces a boy to the family for the first time. He convinces Max to keep an eye on them, but after discovering n...
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Father Knows Death
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3
Happy Birthdays
George is caught off guard when Angie and his family organize a long-overdue surprise birthday celebration for him. Just when he thought his day could...
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4
Death of a Salesman
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4
Max's Big Adventure
Benny and George are tasked with conducting open auditions to fill Jim's spot at the factory after an incident in a bar fight. Meanwhile, George feels...
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Get a Death
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7
Blood Is Thicker Than Death
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And Baby Makes Death
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Who's Your Daddy?
George unexpectedly encounters his estranged Aunt Cecilia, who reveals that his father, whom his mother has always claimed is deceased, is actually al...
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2
Token of Unappreciation
Carmen finds herself in the spotlight as the popular girls show interest in her, but they completely ignore her best friend. Meanwhile, George faces a...
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3
The Show Dyslexic
George refuses to accept the possibility that Max might have dyslexia, and the situation escalates when Angie hints that he might have the condition a...
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4
Halloween Cheer
Carmen falls into a deep sadness when her best friend relocates, leaving her feeling lonely and lost. Meanwhile, George receives the difficult task of...
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5
The Unnatural
Max's coach requests that George keep him on the sidelines for the upcoming game. The episode features cameos from baseball legends Rod Carew, Steve G...
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6
No Free Launch
Sandra Bullock returns as "Accident Amy," the clumsy employee working under George's guidance. Unfortunately for Amy, her streak of misfortune is abou...
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7
The Wedding Dance
Angie is perfectly fine with George allowing a friend to use their backyard for a wedding reception. However, things take a turn when he flatly refuse...
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Love Bites
Following George's cautionary tale about the dangers of boys, Carmen walks in with a hickey, much to his dismay. Meanwhile, Ernie takes advantage of h...
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9
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
Upon discovering that Benny had a brief encounter with a colleague 35 years prior, George thinks he may have located his father. He reaches out to Lal...
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10
Charity
With newfound free time at home, Angie decides to lend a hand to various charities. As she gets swept up in the excitement, she takes on more commitme...
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11
Meet the Cuban Parents
As Christmas approaches, Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, come to spend the holidays with the family, leaving George feeling like they still view him...
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12
This Old Casa
George grows tired of Benny's lack of appreciation, and with Angie’s encouragement, he takes on the task of fixing up his mother's dilapidated bathr...
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13
Super Bowl
The Lopez family learns that Benny's long-lost brother, Uncle Joe, is nearing the end of his life. George and Angie urge Benny to mend fences with Joe...
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14
The Valentine's Day Massacre
After George surprises Angie with a lackluster Valentine's Day gift, she reminisces about their high school days in the '80s when he created a beautif...
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15
Girl Fight
Following her breakup with Adam, a fellow student, Carmen finds herself the target of his attempts to tarnish her reputation at school. Concerned for ...
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16
George vs. George
George and Angie seek a loan for Carmen's education but are taken aback to discover their poor credit score at the bank. George insists there's been a...
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17
A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
To celebrate Angie's birthday, George plans a surprise visit from her father Vic and sister Gloria. However, Gloria is struggling with her impending d...
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18
Profiles in Courage
At the airplane parts factory where George is employed, the federal government is evaluating the company for a potential contract. Concerned that the ...
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19
Secrets and Lies
Upon discovering that George's father, who abandoned her to raise George by herself, has become wealthy, Benny feels entitled to share in that fortune...
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20
Girls Night Out
After offering Marisol, a young ex-gang member, a job at the factory and a shot at a fresh start, George is taken aback when Angie, feeling sympatheti...
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21
I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen is studying with a friend who wants to change out of her dress. When Max overhears this, he rips a poster off the wall to peek through the hole...
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22
Team Leader
George is tasked with completing employee evaluations but struggles to decide what to write for Ernie. In a moment of uncertainty, he gives Ernie all ...
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23
George Has Two Mommies
As George and Angie face serious financial difficulties, Benny discreetly reaches out to Lydia, George's estranged father's second wife, for assistanc...
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24
Long Time No See
When George's estranged father lends him a substantial sum to help the family avoid financial disaster, George promises to visit him in Phoenix. Howev...
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Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
George is busy getting the crew ready for a visit from the President. However, he becomes so caught up in the excitement and Carmen's shocking politic...
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2
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
In the two-part season opener, George gets the team ready for a visit from the President. However, he becomes so caught up in the excitement and Carme...
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3
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Angie learns that her parents are splitting up, which shakes her world. Meanwhile, George starts to feel anxious about his own marriage as he notices ...
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Feel the Burn
George learns about a sister he never knew he had. Meanwhile, Benny faces an awkward situation and decides to speak with her doctor about a personal i...
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5
Carmen's Dating
Carmen starts dating the most sought-after boy at school, but things take a turn when he refuses to be seen with her in public. Concerned for their fr...
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Split Decision
Powers Brothers Aviation scores a major government contract and chooses to celebrate by giving everyone the day off for a party at a bar. However, Geo...
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No One Gets Out Alive
The Lopez family decides to transform their house into a spooky haunted attraction to help raise funds for the factory workers who have been impacted ...
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Bringing Home the Bacon
Facing the risk of losing his job, George attempts to put an end to Carmen's lavish quinceañera celebration. However, Angie's thriving cosmetics busi...
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9
Fishing Cubans
This year, Angie suggests that she and George should opt for a heartfelt yet affordable anniversary gift. This creates an opportunity for Vic to persu...
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10
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
When George decides to host Thanksgiving dinner for his extended family, he receives shocking news: his estranged father is in desperate need of a kid...
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11
Mementos
As George gears up to donate a kidney, he starts clearing out some of Angie's beloved keepsakes.
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12
Christmas Punch
During the holiday season, George is determined to go to great lengths to persuade Max to keep the magic of Santa Claus alive in his heart.
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13
Why You Crying?
George and Angie are furious when Benny punishes Max for his disrespectful behavior and defiance at school.
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14
The Trouble with Ricky
When George learns that Max's buddy, Ricky, is facing challenges at home, Ernie steps in to provide support.
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15
God Needles George
George hesitates to fulfill his promise to Max when it appears that a miracle might rescue their family dog from being euthanized.
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16
Benny and Randy
George meddles in Benny and Randy's relationship, leading to Randy ending things with Benny. Heartbroken, Benny sulks, prompting George to have a conv...
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Weekend at Benny's
With Angie off on a business trip, George decides to send the kids to Benny’s place for the weekend. His goal is to instill some tough love in them ...
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18
Jason Tutors Max
Max's new tutor is undeniably attractive, stirring up a whirlwind of feelings among the teens. Meanwhile, Carmen faces challenges in her relationship ...
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19
Angie Gets Tanked
George and Angie take a turn in the dunk tank at a school fundraiser, but things take a turn for the worse when a student's prank leaves Angie feeling...
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20
The Art of Boxing
Vic and George encourage Max to join Laila Ali’s boxing school as a way to manage his stress. However, after he ends up with a black eye, they find ...
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George's House of Cards
After losing a poker game, Vic decides against paying George the money he owes him. Instead, he chooses to deduct $50 from the amount George is alread...
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22
Dance Fever
After being honored with an award for outstanding business management, George embarrasses himself by dancing at a celebration party in front of his wh...
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23
She Drives Me Crazy
When Benny shows his lack of responsibility during Carmen's driving lessons, George feels he has no choice but to step in and help. However, his attem...
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24
George Goes to Disneyland
Max receives an award at school, and Angie promises to take him to Disney World as a celebration. As their weekend getaway approaches, George tries to...
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25
Bachelor Party
Amy makes her comeback and sets out to disrupt the impending marriage between Benny and Randy.
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26
Wrecking Ball
Still seething over her split with Randy, Benny unleashes her anger by smashing a golf club into the hood of her boss's car. However, when the Powers ...
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27
What George Doesn't Noah (1)
George stumbles upon the fact that Carmen's new boyfriend is being unfaithful, prompting him to investigate and uncover the identity of the other woma...
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28
Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
George and Angie try to persuade Carmen to break up with Jason after he admits that he’s only interested in a physical relationship with her. Meanwh...
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George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack
As George continues to search for Carmen, he eventually tracks her down in San Francisco, where she's spending time with rapper Chingy. After a tense ...
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Landlord Almighty
Carmen goes on a wild spree to redecorate her room, pushing George to his breaking point. When she insists that, as an adult, she has the right to do ...
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George of the Rings
When George completely overlooks his anniversary with Angie, he scrambles to make amends. He whisks her off to a jewelry store, but the ring she choos...
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Home Sweet Homeschool
After Carmen is denied re-entry to her school, Angie, who has recently lost her job, steps in to homeschool her. However, this financial setback also ...
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Leave It To Lopez
After a janitor dies unexpectedly at work without life insurance, Angie discovers that George has been deceitful about his own lack of coverage. As sh...
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6
Sk8r Boyz
Max feels like his luck is changing as he begins to spend time with a new circle of friends. However, he soon discovers that this group has a much dar...
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The Simple Life
George thinks a new job could be the perfect fit for him, so he takes the family on what he calls a "vacation" to a quaint Colorado town. However, aft...
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Trouble in Paradise
A disastrous dinner unfolds as a tipsy Carmen spills scandalous secrets about the town, leading the Lopez family to reaffirm their belief that Los Ang...
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E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening)
George gets excited when he mistakenly believes he's about to be promoted to Vice President at Powers Brothers and shows off his "VP Dance." However, ...
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10
A Clear and Presentless Danger
As George reminisces about the terrible Christmas gifts from his mother, he begins to feel anxious knowing she picked Max for the family’s “Secret...
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11
Prescription For Trouble
Carmen approaches George to discuss birth control, sparking his anger toward her ex-boyfriend, Jason. However, when Jason reveals that the decision or...
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12
Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks
George feels anxious about breaking the news to Ernie that his new girlfriend, who is expecting a baby, might not have been loyal to him.
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13
George to the Third Power
After growing increasingly annoyed with Max's dentist, George decides to take action and pushes for a change in the company's dental plan.
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14
George Gets Assisterance
Upon learning that budget cuts will send Max back to regular classes, George attends a PTA meeting to express his concerns. However, in a slip of the ...
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15
Sabes Quake
When an earthquake strikes, it brings to the surface some of George's long-buried childhood anxieties, sending shockwaves through the entire family.
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16
George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
Benny surprises George by asking for cash in exchange for a box of his old belongings. To George's astonishment, he discovers that Benny, without his ...
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17
George Buys a Vow
George concocts a phony wedding for his boss as a ruse to renew his vows with Angie. However, as Angie takes charge of the wedding preparations, she s...
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18
George Watcha's Out For Jason
Angie and George are taken aback when they learn that Carmen has been spending time alone with Jason for the past month. They confront the young coupl...
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19
George's Grand Slam
Carmen and Jason find themselves grounded after hosting a party at Jason's house that ended with their arrest, leaving them with little to do. However...
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20
George Needs Anchor Management
When Angie’s ex-boyfriend returns to town to work as a news anchor, George can't help but feel envious of her excitement about him. As George naviga...
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21
George's Relatively Bad Idea
George finds himself entangled in a messy family situation after accepting money from Vic to take his sister out on a date.
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George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
George transforms the garage into a workspace for Angie’s business.
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23
George Stare-oids Down Jason
When George and Angie learn that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have been getting closer while staying with them, they contemplate asking Jason to l...
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24
George Negoti-ate It
George takes on the role of Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb, appearing as themselves, come to the Lopez...
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George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Chaos ensues when George's mom neglects to put out a lit cigarette. Meanwhile, Carmen is resolute about marrying her boyfriend Jason and starting a fa...
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You Dropped a Mom on Me
Chaos ensues when George’s mother leaves a cigarette burning unattended. Meanwhile, Carmen is resolute about marrying her boyfriend Jason and starti...
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3
George's Dog Days of Bummer
George is eager to find a friend for his mother, who has been feeling down. However, when a boisterous biker, played by guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman...
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George Drives the Batmobile
Instead of succumbing to Benny's constant requests for a new car, George and Angie decide to take her out for a drive to help her break free from the ...
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Trick or Treat Me Right
As Halloween nears, George and Angie's pranks become increasingly entertaining and unsettling. However, Benny's hurtful remarks and actions escalate, ...
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George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
George remains determined not to go back home as long as his mother is there. However, he soon discovers that cohabiting with Ernie and his family isn...
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George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
After a distressing incident at Max's school, George decides it's best for him to visit a counselor, portrayed by guest star Richard Lewis.
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George Tries to Write a Wrong
While rummaging through some old things, George stumbles upon a decade-old letter from Angie that had never been opened. Curiosity gets the better of ...
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George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
After enduring George's relentless jokes about her age, Benny reaches her breaking point and decides to undergo a breast enhancement procedure in hope...
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George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
George and Angie engage in a playful rivalry to determine who contributes more to their household and marriage.
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11
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
After getting caught in a lie to avoid spending Christmas with Angie's family, George finds himself alone during the holiday season.
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12
George Enrolls Like That
After discovering that Max is ditching school, George decides to set a good example by enrolling in college. However, his efforts are met with skeptic...
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13
George Keeps Truant to Himself
Facing mounting challenges, George decides to leave school behind. He attempts to hide this decision from his wife and children, but his professor une...
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14
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Max begins experiencing bedwetting, leading George to mock him. However, as the issue persists, Vic becomes concerned and suspects that Max might be s...
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15
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
When George learns he has been appointed trustee of his niece's enormous multi-million dollar inheritance, he can’t help but feel a rush of exciteme...
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George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George decides to show his niece the value of money by having her put in some time at the factory. He believes that experiencing work firsthand will h...
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George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother
Angie's brother, Ray, shows up after learning that his daughter, Veronica, is set to inherit the family fortune. However, George quickly sees through ...
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George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
George steps in to assist Ernie in shedding some pounds when he learns that Ernie's job is at stake. Determined to help his friend, George devises a p...
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19
George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
George finds out that Max has started an online relationship with a teenage girl from Chicago. Concerned that it might be a potential threat, he decid...
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George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
George decides to take charge of organizing a wedding for one of Angie's wealthy clients, played by Eva Longoria. He aims to demonstrate that he can h...
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George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Benny becomes furious upon finding out that George has manipulated the outcome of a productivity contest at the factory to undermine her. However, she...
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It's a Cliffhanger, By George
In the gripping season finale, the fate of the Lopez family hangs by a thread. Ernie breaks the news to George that their factory is relocating to Mex...
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George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
As Carmen gets ready to head off to college, George and Angie start to embrace the idea of being empty nesters. However, Angie uncovers surprising new...
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George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Angie continues to insist that she's expecting a baby to prevent George from longing for Carmen. At the same time, Vic presents his lovely but somewha...
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George Nieces a New Media Room
The Lopez household and George's newly upgraded media room get a surprise influx of residents when their niece, Veronica, along with her mooching boyf...
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George Testi-Lies for Benny
With both her mother and lawyer no longer on her side, Benny finds herself depending on George's testimony during her trial.
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Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Feeling humiliated after a public embarrassment at work, George takes a shot of liquor, consuming the worm as well. This leads him to have a vivid hal...
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George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah
George turns to a well-known reality TV game show to reveal the truth about Vic's deceitful, gold-digging fiancée. Determined to uncover her true int...
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George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'
Worried about her appearance, Angie expresses her fears about aging, prompting George to request his stunning young niece to dial back her flirtatious...
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George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes
George's struggle with his memory resurfaces when he learns about the passing of Angie's mother.
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George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
When a sexual predator relocates to their neighborhood, George and Angie realize it's the right moment to have an important conversation with Max abou...
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George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
George and Angie bring on a maid, Barbara Eden, who swiftly captures George's affection with her impressive cooking and cleaning skills.
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George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When Wayne, the love of Benny's life, comes back to town, George concocts a series of deceptions to prevent them from getting back together.
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George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie make a wager to see who can live the most frugally.
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13
George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
George seeks to recapture his youth by teaching Max how to play the guitar. However, he quickly regrets his decision when Max outgrows him and decides...
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14
George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
After Powers Aviation enforces a smoking ban, Benny's cravings for nicotine push George into a spiral of self-destructive actions.
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George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
The family's new neighbor sets up a provocative art installation on his front yard, causing quite a stir in the neighborhood. Meanwhile, an old acquai...
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George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
Vic expresses his fatherly affection to encourage George to participate in a father-son golf tournament. The competition pits them against George's lo...
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George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
Max spends the day at his dad's workplace to understand the value of education.
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George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
Mr. Vega, a wealthy businessman, acquires Powers Brothers Aviation and approaches George with a proposition. He wants George to remain with the compan...
