$#*! My Dad Says
Overview
Ed Goodson is a blunt and unapologetic father who delights in sharing his unfiltered and often outrageous opinions with anyone nearby. His sons, Henry, a down-on-his-luck writer turned unpaid blogger, and Vince, the submissive partner in a real estate duo with his assertive wife Kathleen, are frequent targets of Ed's rants. When Henry struggles to keep up with rent for his attractive roommate and secret crush, Sam, Ed unexpectedly offers him a place in his home. Henry accepts, realizing he’ll be trading one set of challenges for another, with no refuge from his father’s relentless commentary.
Episodes
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1
Rogue Robots
Danger Mouse uncovers a sinister plot by Baron Greenback, who has unleashed a swarm of attack robots targeting secret agents. As the situation escala...
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Pilot
After losing his position as a writer for a men's magazine, Henry finds himself compelled to relocate to his father Ed's home. Ed, known for his blunt...
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2
Who Stole the Bagpipes?
Danger Mouse and Penfold travel to Scotland to keep Greenback from destroying the world with music from all the world's bagpipes.
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2
Wi-Fight
Ed is adamant about not letting Henry set up an internet connection in his home, prompting Henry to take action on his own. Meanwhile, Bonnie is due ...
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3
Trouble With Ghosts
Greenback successfully apprehends Colonel K and instructs him to send Danger Mouse and Penfold on a vacation to a spooky castle in Transylvania. Unbe...
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3
The Truth About Dads & Moms
Henry is furious when Ed denies responsibility for the dismissal of a DMV staff member. As tensions rise, Henry confronts Ed about his lack of accoun...
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4
Chicken Run
Greenback pilfers a potent growth serum from Professor Skwakencluck, using it to unleash colossal chickens in his quest for world domination. However...
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4
Code Ed
In an effort to spare Henry from the humiliation of a potential rejection, Ed intervenes during their double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie brains...
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5
Not Without My Jacket
Ed attempts to instill a lesson in Henry regarding the etiquette of borrowing his clothing. Meanwhile, Vince finds himself regretting his decision to...
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5
The Martian Misfit
Greenback devises a scheme by constructing a 'Martian' to distract Danger Mouse, allowing him to embark on a series of criminal activities unimpeded.
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6
Easy, Writer
Ed feels humiliated by a piece Henry pens about him, leading to some awkward moments. Meanwhile, Bonnie and Vince strike up a friendship with a quirky...
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6
The Dream Machine
Greenback's latest invention, a dream device, sends Danger Mouse and Penfold into a frenzy. As the gadget whirls into action, it distorts their dream...
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7
Dog Ed Pursuit
Vince is frustrated after Ed forms a connection with his dog, while Henry seizes the opportunity to go on a date with Vince and Bonnie's boss. His aim...
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7
Lord of the Bungle
After a tumble, Penfold believes he has become the Lord of the Jungle. Meanwhile, he and Danger Mouse embark on a mission to uncover the mystery behin...
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8
The Manly Thing to Do
Ed's rough-and-tumble Navy friend Wally arrives for a visit, rekindling their camaraderie from four decades ago. However, tensions rise when Wally ma...
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8
Die Laughing
In his latest scheme to seize control of the planet, Greenback has devised a sinister plan that leads the world's leaders to succumb to uncontrollable...
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9
Make a WISiH
After attending a life coaching session, Bonnie and Vince decide to take a bold leap in their careers. Meanwhile, Ed finds himself inspired by the mo...
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9
The World of Machines
Greenback captures Penfold to bait Danger Mouse into his spaceship, intending to transport them both to a planet dominated by robotic overlords. As D...
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10
You Can't Handle the Truce
Ed has been feuding with his neighbor, Mr. Campbell, for ages, and Henry steps in to try to reconcile them. Ed argues that their mutual dislike is ma...
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10
Ice Station Camel
Danger Mouse faces a new challenge as Greenback devises a plan to halt the Earth's rotation, leading to the elimination of gravity itself. With chaos ...
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11
Family Dinner for Schmucks
After Bonnie and Vince settle into Ed's home, Bonnie decides to start a new tradition called the Goodson Family Dinner. Initially, tensions rise amon...
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11
A Plague of Pyramids
In "A Plague of Pyramids," Danger Mouse uncovers that the nefarious Greenback is the mastermind behind a mysterious surge of pyramids appearing throug...
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12
Goodson Goes Deep
On his day off, Henry plans to bond with his father, Ed, but Ed's sole focus is retrieving a Steve Garvey baseball he ordered from Authentic Carl’s...
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13
The Better Father
After discovering that their original wedding officiant lacked a proper license, Vince and Bonnie plan to tie the knot again at Ed's home. Vince stru...
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14
Corn Star
Ed faces off against Rosemary Pernworth, the vice president of the homeowners' association, when she threatens to cut down his towering corn. Unwilli...
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15
Ed Goes to Court
After being elected as the new president of the Homeowners' Association, Ed finds himself more captivated by his neighbor, Rosemary Pernworth, than b...
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16
Well Suitored
Ed feels a pang of jealousy upon discovering that Rosemary is dating someone else—an arrogant billionaire named Don. After confiding in Henry, he r...
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17
Lock and Load
Ed and Rosemary's budding romance faces a challenge when she insists that he must part with his gun. After some persuasion from Henry, Vince, and Bon...
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18
Who's Your Daddy?
Henry meets a beautiful girl on the internet, but things get weird when she seems to know a little too much about Ed. Worried that she might be his lo...
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Custard
Danger Mouse ventures into outer space in search of a custard mite, aiming to bring it back to Earth. This mission becomes necessary after Greenback u...
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Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind
Danger Mouse and Penfold find themselves abducted by aliens while investigating the Bermuda Triangle in search of Baron Greenback. The extraterrestria...
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3
The Duel
Greenback challenges Danger Mouse to a duel, promising to turn over a new leaf if he loses. However, he insists that if he wins, Danger Mouse must agr...
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4
The Day of the Suds
Greenback has taken control of washing machines, and they're now on a rampage, posing a significant threat to the city of London.
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5
The Bad Luck Eye of the Little Yellow God
Greenback has snatched a cursed charm to power his bad luck ray. Danger Mouse successfully retrieves it and tries to return it to its rightful owners,...
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6
The Four Tasks of Danger Mouse
Greenback takes Penfold hostage, demanding that Danger Mouse retrieve four specific ingredients for a wicked spell. Along the way, Danger Mouse encoun...
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The Invasion of Colonel 'K'
Greenback uses a shrinking device to miniaturize himself, allowing him to infiltrate Colonel K's body. His mission is to uncover the Colonel's hidden...
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2
Danger Mouse Saves the World... ...Again
Danger Mouse falls into the clutches of his nemesis, Greenback, who devises a sinister plan to obliterate every signpost on the planet. To thwart Dang...
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The Odd Ball Runaround
Greenback is hell-bent on snatching the secret plans that Danger Mouse and Penfold are bringing back from Australia to London. As they embark on thei...
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The Strange Case of the Ghost Bus
Danger Mouse is dispatched to the Indian Ocean to look into a series of maritime disasters involving spectral buses that disappear without a trace. As...
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5
Trip to America
In "Trip to America," Danger Mouse heads to the United States, where he joins forces with a Texan ally. Together, they face off against the nefarious ...
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The Wild, Wild Goose Chase
Danger Mouse stumbles upon a high-tech device designed to pinpoint Baron Greenback's secret lairs. Eager to thwart the villain's plans, he embarks on ...
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The Return of Count Duckula
In this thrilling episode, Agent 57, the ultimate chameleon, joins forces with Danger Mouse to thwart the nefarious Count Duckula. The villainous duc...
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3
Demons Aren't Dull
A mischievous Demon from the fourth dimension challenges Danger Mouse to thwart his plans of pilfering iconic landmarks. As the villain sets his sigh...
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4
150 Million Years Lost
When Professor Squakencluck's malfunctioning time machine accidentally catapults Penfold into the distant past, Danger Mouse springs into action. Wit...
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5
Planet of the Cats
Danger Mouse and Penfold find themselves transported to a futuristic world dominated by cats, who are under the command of a descendant of their arch...
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Four Heads Are Better than Two
Colonel K devises a plan to pair Danger Mouse with a robotic version of Penfold, while the real Penfold teams up with a robot Danger Mouse. The object...
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Tower of Terror
Danger Mouse follows the trail of the nefarious Greenback to a towering skyscraper in New York City, where bizarre occurrences put the World's Greate...
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The Great Bone Idol
Count Duckula joins forces with Greenback in a quest to locate the legendary Canine Relic, an artifact rumored to grant its possessor the power to com...
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9
Public Enemy No. 1
Penfold finds himself in a challenging position as he must thwart Danger Mouse's unexpected turn towards a life of villainy. With his former ally now ...
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The Long Lost Crown Affair
Danger Mouse and Penfold's holiday takes an unexpected turn when Greenback interferes during their expedition in the Amazon jungle. Their mission is t...
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By George, It's a Dragon
Danger Mouse and his trusty sidekick Penfold embark on an adventure to Wales, where they must confront a formidable dragon known as Jones. With coura...
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3
Tiptoe Through the Penfolds
Greenback decides to experiment with his latest invention, a duplication device, using Penfold as his subject. However, the machine goes haywire, res...
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4
Project Moon
In the episode titled "Project Moon," Danger Mouse and his trusty sidekick, Penfold, embark on an adventurous mission to the moon. Their objective is ...
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5
The Next Ice Age Begins at Midnight
Greenback demands to be named king of the world, or he will unleash his weather manipulation device to plunge the planet into a new ice age. As the c...
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The Aliens are Coming
In "The Aliens are Coming," Danger Mouse and Penfold receive a prestigious assignment as ambassadors to greet extraterrestrial visitors. However, thei...
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Remote-Controlled Chaos
Greenback makes a device to control DM's car.
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The Man From Gadget
A clever gadget salesman approaches Danger Mouse, eager to showcase his latest inventions designed for secret agents. These innovative devices promis...
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Tampering With Time Tickles
Greenback creates bombs that can alter age, causing Danger Mouse to revert to an overly enthusiastic young version of himself, while Penfold finds hi...
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10
Nero Power
After accidentally plunging into one of Greenback's contraptions, Nero acquires bizarre abilities that he promptly exploits to wreak havoc on Danger M...
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Once Upon a Timeslip...
When a glitch in the narrator’s microphone sends Penfold and Dangermouse back to 1215AD, they find themselves in a peculiar retelling of the Robin ...
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Viva Danger Mouse
Greenback orchestrates a heist in Mexico, stealing their prized cacti to use the pins from them in essential cushions across Britain. Danger Mouse and...
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Play it Again, Wufgang
Danger Mouse and Penfold embark on a mission to confront a deranged composer who has obliterated every melody on the planet. With the fate of music h...
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Hear, Hear
Penfold struggles with his hearing, which unexpectedly protects him from a gadget that hypnotizes anyone exposed to Greenback's voice. As chaos ensues...
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Multiplication Fable
After a spaceship crash-lands on Earth, an extraterrestrial pet makes a daring escape. This peculiar creature has a unique ability: it duplicates itse...
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The Spy Who Stayed in With a Cold
Agent 57 joins forces with Danger Mouse to take down Baron Greenback while Penfold recovers from a nasty cold at home. However, things take a turn whe...
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It's All White, White Wonder
An innovative enzyme inadvertently leaks into the sewer system, causing everything it touches to transform into a striking white shade. As the town gr...
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The Hickory Dickory Dock Dilemma
When Danger Mouse and Penfold look into a foiled heist involving the crown jewels, they find themselves trapped inside a time-traveling clock. As the...
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What a 3 Point Turn-Up For the Book
Danger Mouse finds himself in a predicament when his car unexpectedly drives away, preventing him from making it to an important award ceremony. Deter...
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Quark! Quark!
Penfold plays a crucial role in thwarting the plans of the extraterrestrial, J.J. Quark, who aims to dominate the planet.
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Alping is Snow Easy Matter
Greenback devises a scheme to melt the polar ice caps, aiming to trigger a massive flood that would create a lucrative opportunity to sell rubber raft...
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Aaagghg!! Spiders!
While Greenback enjoys a well-deserved break, Stiletto seizes the opportunity to unleash chaos in London. Using a powerful ray, she brings massive sp...
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One of Our Stately Homes is Missing
Danger Mouse teams up with Bleep to rescue a historic English estate that has been kidnapped and is now being held for a hefty ransom. As they naviga...
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14
Afternoon Off - With the Fangboner!
J.J. Quark, the mischievous extraterrestrial, makes a comeback and unleashes a Fangboner to challenge Danger Mouse. As the chaos unfolds, Danger Mous...
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15
Beware of Mexicans Delivering Milk
Penfold faces off against El Loco after the villain poisons Danger Mouse's milk. With time running out, Penfold must quickly unravel El Loco's scheme...
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16
CATastrophe
Greenback invents a robotic cat with a mischievous agenda, leading to the abduction of Colonel K. As the Colonel finds himself in a precarious situat...
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The Good, the Bad and the Motionless
Danger Mouse delves into mysterious occurrences at Stonehenge, where he uncovers a sinister plot. As he unravels the secrets hidden within the ancient...
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18
Statues
Greenback invents a device that brings the statues of London to life, unleashing chaos across the city. As these once-static figures begin to move, t...
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The Clock Strikes Back
The clock reappears, this time carrying Merlin's former mentor, and it falls to Danger Mouse and Penfold to thwart the wizard’s ambitions of global...
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20
Ee - Tea!
London is thrown into chaos when Greenback orchestrates a massive heist, making off with every last drop of tea from around the globe. As citizens pa...
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21
Bandits, Beans and Ballyhoo!
As Penfold returns from his vacation in Mexico, he finds El Loco secretly stowed away in his luggage. Once freed, El Loco wreaks havoc across London w...
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22
Have You Fled From Any Good Books Lately?
A mysterious present from J.J. Quark unleashes a horde of creatures on Danger Mouse and Penfold. As they try to navigate the chaos, the duo must rely...
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23
Tut, Tut, It's Not Pharaoh
In this episode titled "Tut, Tut, It's Not Pharaoh," the notorious Greenback plans to pilfer a priceless ancient Egyptian amulet. Meanwhile, Danger Mo...
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Lost, Found and Spellbound
In this thrilling episode, Danger Mouse and Penfold embark on a daring mission to save Professor Squakencluck after his plane goes down in the treach...
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25
Penfold BF
When Penfold accidentally ingests Professor Squakencluck's latest invention, a powerful pill, he transforms into a superhero with unexpected abilities...
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26
Mechanised Mayhem
When a powerful supercomputer issues commands, every machine across the globe revolts, halting their usual functions. As chaos ensues, humanity faces...
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Journey to the Earth's... Cor!
Penfold and Danger Mouse embark on an adventurous mission to the Earth's core after discovering a disruptive and thunderous sound emanating from deep...
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Danger Mouse on the Orient Express
Danger Mouse and Penfold embark on a thrilling journey aboard the Orient Express, carrying a vital document they acquired from their nemesis, Greenba...
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The Ultra Secret Secret
Greenback proposes an alliance with Danger Mouse to combat an impending invasion from outer space. Together, they must devise a clever plan to outsma...
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Duckula Meets Frankenstoat
Count Duckula joins forces with the eccentric Dr. Frankenstoat in a wild scheme to conquer the globe. Together, they plan to unleash a legion of mecha...
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Where There's a Well There's a Way
Danger Mouse embarks on a mission to locate Merlin's legendary ink well, a mystical artifact that has the power to grant a single wish to whoever disc...
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All Fall Down
Danger Mouse is tasked with retrieving blueprints for a highly classified gadget that has the potential to destroy the planet. As he embarks on this ...
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Turn of the Tide
Danger Mouse embarks on a mission to the moon, only to find it transformed into a massive junkyard. This bizarre alteration has disrupted the ocean's...
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Gremlin Alert
In this thrilling episode, Danger Mouse and his trusty sidekick Penfold embark on a mission to thwart a mischievous Gremlin who is intent on transform...
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Cor! What a Picture!
In this episode, Penfold becomes the unwitting target of Danger Mouse when the villainous Greenback swipes a photo of Penfold to power his latest min...
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Bigfoot Falls
Danger Mouse and Penfold embark on a mission to locate a massive, furry creature wreaking havoc in nearby villages. Upon encountering the beast, they...
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The Statue of Liberty Caper
Danger Mouse is dispatched to thwart Greenback, who is orchestrating a grand scheme to steal some of the nation’s most iconic landmarks. As the vil...
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Penfold Transformed
Professor Crumhorn invents a robotic version of Penfold, designed to be significantly more effective than the real deal. However, with a simple push ...
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A Dune With a View
The Mark III unexpectedly runs out of fuel, leaving DM and Penfold stuck in the vast expanse of the Sahara Desert. As they grapple with their predicam...
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Don Coyote and... Sancho Penfold
During their vacation in Spain, Penfold is abducted by a deranged Coyote who believes he is the legendary Don Quixote. Together, they embark on a whi...
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Crumhorn Strikes Back!
Professor Crumhorn makes his comeback, employing his peculiar transformation pills to morph into a young girl. His cunning plan is to manipulate Dange...
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Ants, Trees and... Whoops-A-Daisy
As Penfold is about to reunite with his Aunt at the airport, he and Danger Mouse are unexpectedly transported to the heart of the Amazon rainforest. ...
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There's A Penfold In My Suit
Penfold accidentally dons Danger Mouse's iconic suit and finds himself trapped in it. Consequently, everyone mistakenly believes he is Danger Mouse. ...
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Rhyme And Punishment
Dr. Crumhorn ensnares DM and Penfold in a psychedelic realm, aiming to push them to the brink of insanity. As they navigate this bizarre landscape fil...
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Pillow Fright!
In "Pillow Fright!", Greenback hatches a scheme to conquer England using his newest creation: a battalion of remote-controlled pillows that trigger al...
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Heavy Duty
Crumhorn develops a new chemical that enables him to unleash land sharks on the unsuspecting streets of London. The situation escalates further when ...
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The Intergalactic 147
A colossal spacecraft is detected approaching Earth, linked to the "Intergalactic 147" snooker championship. Its mission? To trap the planet within a ...
